Thursday 25 October 2012

One for the ladies


Tonight, Vanessa is due to attend a "Shopping and Pampering Evening" at Jamie's school. 

For a mere £2 (including a free glass of vino), mummies can access a range of "affordable items not seen on the high street including children's books, toys and clothes, accessories, bath and beauty items, cards, jewellery, items for the home and much more - a great start to your Christmas shopping (or perhaps a treat for yourself!)"

And that is not all.  Hell no. 

Because there will also be an on site "pamper room" (think nails, hair and massage), a cafe and a "food room."  Oh yes.

And lest the daddies feel we have been forgotten, there is some excellent news for us too.

Because next Thursday evening - a mere seven sleeps from now - the school is throwing a "Beer and Strippers Night" featuring the dinner ladies!

OK, I made that last bit up.