One is a poor attempt to leave behind something of a time capsule for my children. This includes reference to the occasional earth-shattering event which they can look back on in years to come and say: "Nope, I don't remember that. How boring." That kind of thing.
One such moment arrived today when Guinness unveiled their brand new product, soon to be available in a supermarket/pub near you.
I am genuinely so excited that I can hardly believe it.
Apparently they go very well with...............Guinness!
And there was me thinking there were still another 75 sleeps to go until Christmas.