March of the Yetis

It's been the bizarre day of the disappearing hairy men.

Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys (above left) resigned his job in the wake of in the infamous "sexist row" which had previously claimed the sizable head of Andy Gray for declaring he didn't want to shag a linesman.

And also today, bearded terrorist (there's a novelty) Gerry Adams (above right) stepped down as a proud British Member of Parliament following his appointment by Her Majesty's Treasury as Crown Steward and Baron of the Manor of Northstead

Let's hope, prior to their respective departures, both men hoovered their fluffy office floors.