I've been humiliated by a 4-year-old. Again.
To explain, it's been a bright, warm, sunny day here in Yorkshire and, to make the most of such a rarity, we took the kids to Harewood House.
As we walked through the masses, I looked at Jamie - who was swallowing an ice cream almost whole - and thought he looked a little different.
"Your hair's getting darker," I announced.
"No it's not," snorted Junior, impertinently.
"Yes it is, it's definitely darker!" I insisted.
"Daddy?" said Jamie, in a much softer tone.
"Yes?" I replied.
"Take your sunglasses off."
I did. Yep, still 100% blonde.
