I wouldn't want to accuse Charlotte of being unreasonable, but she's just refused to eat the rest of her spaghetti because it's too short.
This comes off the back of last week's row when I attempted to take a picture of her brother for his school "Star of the Week" diary.
This was the photo I wanted, and eventually got.
This was the one she felt was better.
In her three years on this Earth, she has merely added her name to the ever-lengthening list of females I've met and failed to understand.
In other words, all of them.
