People sometimes ask me why I hold my dopey brother-in-law Dagenham Dave in such low esteem.
Well, here's a clue.
He brought his bonkers but brilliant father Keith over to meet Charlotte on Friday afternoon whilst I was at work.
But, before leaving, insisted on leaving a personal message for me on our fridge - you can see it above.
So, ever mature and always up for a ruck with dear old Daggers, I thought it only appropriate to respond here.
And he so is.