Do you know that noisy, plastic thing that dentists use to suck water, bits of teeth and gob out of your mouth when you're getting a bit of work done? Of course you do.
Today my dentist used one to draw pus out of my gum after I finally had my ascessed tooth removed.
Yes, gorgeous, it really was.
And for the rest of today, I'm not allowed tea, coffee, hot chocolate, hot food, Guinness, red wine, white wine, Carlsberg, San Miguel, Coors Light, Bailey's, Malibu or Welsh whiskey. There are lots of other things I'm not allowed to have either, but I don't have them in.
If you are going out tonight or have nice things in that you are allowed to consume, I hope you have a wonderful time.
I think I'll go to bed early.
