It's often said that £20 does not go far these days. And whoever says it would be correct, in my opinion.
But I'm struggling to think of a twenty pound note that went less far than the one I received in cashback from a self-service check-out at Morrisons first thing this morning.
Because I've just realised that I forgot to pick it up.
I'm absolutely gutted. In fact, I'm not sure I'll ever recover.
And there was me, just minutes ago, telling Jamie and Charlotte to stop crying.