Another landmark moment this evening when Vanessa and I attended Jamie's first parents' evening.
Above left, you can see Mrs Buckton, Jamie's teacher. Above centre, you can see Mrs Spencer, Jamie's teaching assistant. Above right, you can see a self-important dad who took half an hour rather than his allotted 10 minutes to bore the pros about his beloved.
So, what did we learn? Good question - I'm glad you asked.
Two things. Number one, that Jamie is "a lovely boy." Well, everyone is entitled to their opinion.
And number two, that Mrs Spencer is a TV's Geoff Druett obsessive (aka Vanessa's dad) who can't believe she is playing a such a key role in the education of the great man's grandson.
We told Jamie about all of this later. He was more concerned about whether or not we had chocolate.
