Monday 12 November 2012

Filthy mares

I don't like it when dogs poo on our doorstep.  But I get more upset when a load of horses do it.


Like these ones, for example, which passed our house yesterday morning and pooed all over our street before departing the scene for a nearby field to poo some more.

That annoyed me enough, but the hard-hatted hooligans astride their smelly steeds, with their aloof manner, irritated me even more.  And I told them so - at some volume.

Next time they appear, I'll have a bag of sugar lumps at the ready.  And a catapult.