Wednesday 18 September 2013

Illusions of grandeur flushed away


After the glamour and excitement of the past few days, today I was brought swiftly back to earth with a bump. Well, dump. Actually, two dumps.

Yes, Jamie managed to leave little morning messages in both of our toilets - and neglected to flush. 

Thankfully, as a fully-trained ceramic technician from those heady days of active service with Coleraine Borough Council's elite Bog Squad, I was able to deal with each crime scene efficiently and professionally.

But harsh smell of reality has now returned to my world.