I've got a little poser for you.
Who do you think was more rude?
The grumpy old goat who - after Vanessa stopped this morning for 1.5 seconds on a poorly marked crossing outside Pudsey Leisure Centre to let me hop out, Jamie screaming all the while from the back seat - proclaimed down the end of his nose:
"You've stopped right on the crossing!"
Or me, who told him to "grow up and f*** off!"
I hope you'll conclude it was me.