When two become one

Question: What do you get when you add one Jamie to another Jamie?

Answer: An insect-ravaged pop star from Newcastle.

I weighed our boy tonight and, to my surprise, discovered that he now tips the scales at an even three stones - exactly half the current weight of bouncer-beating songstress Cheryl Cole (according to the newspapers). In other words, two of him would make a her.

Once again proof - if ever it were needed - that, by reading this blog, you really will learn something new every day.