Thursday, 28 March 2013
Don't be fooled by Charlotte's angelic look. Behind those smiling eyes, the reality is very different.
To explain, this morning I went for a shower. I walked into the bathroom closing the door behind me. I took my bits off (thereby getting my bits out), switched the shower on and climbed in.
Approximately three minutes later, I switched the shower off and turned to open the shower doors to grab my towel.
But someone had been there before me.
More precisely, Charlotte had somehow managed to get into the bathroom, open the shower doors - and was standing laughing, pointing at my willy.
I've never felt so small. If you know what I mean.
Anyway, she's evil, that's what she is. Evil!