Have you ever come across a more relaxed baby?
What you see is the work of what Vanessa and I think is the best babysitter the planet has to offer.
Her name is Aunty Vicky and you, like Jamie, have met her before.
When Vanessa and I headed off for our first post-birth meal out shortly before 8pm last night, our loving son was kicking off big time. The boy we returned to was a very different individual. A wonderful job, I'm sure you'll agree.
But hold on... all might not be how it appears.
Look at Jamie's left hand in the picture opposite. What's going on?!
Does anyone have Doctor Who's number? I've never trusted that Aunty Vicky!