Unless you've been hiding under a stone (or have a life), you'll know that England's favourite footballing son Wayne Rooney (what?!) has asked to leave Manchester United.
Should he do so, United's fiercest rivals Manchester City are favourites to sign him for a reported £50 million fee.
But I've done a bit of digging and found that, rather than pay such an exorbitant price, the Sky Blues can pick up an identical looking but considerably more talented purchase from childrenspace.co.uk for a mere £9.90.
It can manage an impressive five individual phrases - several more than Wayne Rooney himself.
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